(Source: coolstoryfuckface)

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

The only two possible reactions when you come across the tiny races in MMOs…

itsawipe:

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OR

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noizaooba:

do u have that one person who you kinda just 

im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

(Source: 4gifs)

stachionalgeographic:

jarelion:

Shia LaBeouf for Interview Magazine

Who let this happen?! WHO WAS WATCHING SHIA?!

latinobussy:

When I cry

latinobussy:

When I cry

southerngamerguy:

alexthehumanoftomorrow:

southerngamerguy:

yeevil:

assgod:

killtheocevns:

you’d watch it, stop lying

if i ever wanted to see trash get loaded i’d wake up early on sundays to watch the sanitation department do their job

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Ok but who is the bearded “daddy”? Can I get his number?

You ruined it.

I ruin everything. That’s my job! :D

(Source: j6)

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)

disneydivadude said: Do you really want to text me? Lol

Why not :D

sex-lies-and-bowties:

Trying to keep my mind busy lately 

Anonymous said: I thought you were dating the guy in your icon???

thatsthat24:

Nope!

If you’re single, ready to mingle?

a-precis:

You There” + Me here

a-precis:

You don’t have to be skinny to feel beautiful in your own skin. Health and fitness are important, but it’s ok not to fit society’s aesthetic construct. You’re all amazing, and I love you! 

I love him SOOOO much

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